every time we go out to eat, I take like two bites and feel like throwing up, and I’m not one to get nauseous easily. this only started when we started dating (wed been best friends for 3 years or so up until that)

its not new food, I’ve been to these places many times before

  • Jerkface (any/all)
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    Restaurants don’t serve food. They serve drugs that are intended to hook you and make you come back, not nourish you and keep you healthy. It could just be the cumulative effect. People who eat poorly get worse and worse over time.

    I think every large establishment that serves food to the public should be required to serve food that a person could eat FOR EVERY MEAL and be healthy.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      433 months ago

      I’ve worked in quite a few restaurants, and although they were full of drugs, the drugs were usually in the cooks, NOT the food.

    • @cm0002
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      223 months ago

      Lol yea yea and chemtrails are actually a secret government project for mind control

      • FaceDeer
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        Good point! OP, are you eating on the restaurant’s open-air patio? Perhaps chemtrail chemicals are filtering down into your food from the sky.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      133 months ago

      Sir, you do not have a worthy username to be saying crazy things on the internet. That’s MY thing! And if anything, you gotta have drugs! Do you know what this world would come to if Danny DeVito ever ran out of cocaine??? He would get all oiled up, and we’d all have to look at his butthole, as Chyrol Crow sang dongs about irony. Because WE were the buttholes all along!

      See? THAT’S how it’s done! Now go see my post about why Burger King should start advertising nuts on pornhub.

      • Rhynoplaz
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        23 months ago

        Beautifully done, as always. Don’t think I didn’t see all that chaos-sowing bait in there!

    • Owl
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      103 months ago

      What shape is the Earth according to you?

      • Rhynoplaz
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        13 months ago

        At this point, I feel like I’m not going too far out on a limb if I say turd-shaped.

    • @edgemaster72
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      13 months ago

      Sir, this is a Wendy’s (so knock that shit off you’re making the other customers nervous)