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minus-squareGormadtlinkfedilink69•2 months agoAnd it’s a bottle opener Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink24•2 months agoIf you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•2 months agoI usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•2 months agoSo uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?
And it’s a bottle opener
Because nothing screams manly like alcoholism
If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic
REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH
I usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.
So uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?
TIL I’m actually manly