UPDATE: Apparently the guitar was not signed (or certified) by Taylor Swift afterall. 🤣

    • @[email protected]
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      385 months ago

      Ahh, how shall I do it? Oh, I know!

      I’ll have Taylor Swift sign a guitar, a harmless little guitar! And then, I’ll put that guitar in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, then I’ll auction that box to myself and when I win it…

      AHAHA! I’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!

      It’s brilliant brilliant brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

      • @vic_rattlehead
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        125 months ago

        Or, to save on postage, I could poison myself WITH THIS!"

    • @FlashZordon
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      85 months ago

      Jeff Jarret is somewhere shaking his head

      • @cmbabul
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        5 months ago

        I just saw Jeff Jarret fail to his knees in a piggly wiggly