• Twitches
    54•3 months ago

    This is kinda insulting to chickens. Chickens can be really nice and form bonds. Can we really say the same about trump.

    • Semi-Hemi-LemmygodEnglish
      29•3 months ago

      When I had chickens I liked hanging out with them. The way the chased me when I had some food made me feel like I was in Jurassic Park.

      I highly doubt hanging out with Trump would be that much fun. Unless I ran around holding a hamburger while he chased me. Maybe.

      • @P00ptart
        8•3 months ago

        You could try dressing like a drag Ivanka. He’d come chasing you with tiny groping hands.

        Edit: like a tiny, fat orange T-rex.

        • @[email protected]English
          4•3 months ago

          The takeaway from this thread is dressing as a tiny Ivanka disguised as a chicken will allow me to eviscerate small animals and form emotional bonds with humans, creating a band of wicked hobos while pursued across the desert island by fantasy-Trump, who has T-Rex arms with sharp claws

        • @dhorkEnglish
          2•3 months ago

          You could try dressing like a drag Ivanka. He’d come chasing you with tiny groping hands.

          Rudy already did that, and they recorded it. No joke.

          https://youtu.be/qhtD0OtNfLQ