• Boomer Humor Doomergod
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    5 months ago

    When I had chickens I liked hanging out with them. The way the chased me when I had some food made me feel like I was in Jurassic Park.

    I highly doubt hanging out with Trump would be that much fun. Unless I ran around holding a hamburger while he chased me. Maybe.

    • @P00ptart
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      5 months ago

      You could try dressing like a drag Ivanka. He’d come chasing you with tiny groping hands.

      Edit: like a tiny, fat orange T-rex.

      • @[email protected]
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        45 months ago

        The takeaway from this thread is dressing as a tiny Ivanka disguised as a chicken will allow me to eviscerate small animals and form emotional bonds with humans, creating a band of wicked hobos while pursued across the desert island by fantasy-Trump, who has T-Rex arms with sharp claws

      • @dhork
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        25 months ago

        You could try dressing like a drag Ivanka. He’d come chasing you with tiny groping hands.

        Rudy already did that, and they recorded it. No joke.

        https://youtu.be/qhtD0OtNfLQ