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    2 months ago

    1 flux capacitor
    2 positrons
    1 hug
    1 thingamajig
    3 liters of blinker fluid
    one simple manual excavator
    1 mol of oxygen
    1 µg of unobtanium
    1 grimoir for casting spells 
    1 ring to rule them all
    50 melons for grade school math problem

    • @[email protected]OP
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      232 months ago

      50 melons for grade school math problem

      Actually I think I’m gonna start with:

      “(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole.”

      • @spittingimage
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        42 months ago

        I charge a husband tax too. 10% of her snacks are mine.

    • @Thebular
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      122 months ago

      “1 hug” is a regular addition to my fiancé’s list when she asks me if there’s anything I need. It’s a great addition because then I get my hug!