Throughout its venerable 268-year reign, The Onion has always made it a top priority to endorse the correct presidential candidates. From George Washington to Richard Nixon to Donald Trump, this institution’s highly respected editorial board has had its finger on the pulse, and has accurately backed the winner of every single national election in this country’s long […]
I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.
pretty incredible that they managed to get his signature even though he’s dead
That’s only of you listen to data. Stop listening to data.
Its a reoccurring gag.
I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.
There’s some fun articles. Although I think they frequently drag on a little too long for a gag given my preference for not reading more than a few paragraphs at a time.
Search for their article on “Habitrail for Humanity” - it’s my favorite.
I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.
I read your username as “DopeSalad”
Thats not even CLOSE!
Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.
They’re now in newspaper format again, if that helps!
Sure. Just a joke.