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But The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.
I love it.
Finally someone said it. I’m tired of the country of Geneva enforcing its conventions on me and how I approach wars.
Calm down Canada.
/c/NCD leaking
Stop telling me what color shapes I can and cannot use, Geneva!
upset at myself for taking a whole 10 seconds to get the joke
It took me like 15 😭
The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.
$50 that Trump rages about this in the next 24 hours thinking Biden is still running.
Suckers bet, I’m not taking it.
How will you be able to tell? His speeches are so incoherent! Hahqhahqha
Hahq tuah
I’m a Republican who Does Her Own Research and I TOLD you Libtards that Biden was still in the Race! The whole Kamala thing was a SHAM! HOW can they Endorse Biden if he isn’t running STUPIDS!
Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards
They really aren’t pulling their punches!
I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.
pretty incredible that they managed to get his signature even though he’s dead
That’s only of you listen to data. Stop listening to data.
Its a reoccurring gag.
Sure. Just a joke.
I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.
Search for their article on “Habitrail for Humanity” - it’s my favorite.
There’s some fun articles. Although I think they frequently drag on a little too long for a gag given my preference for not reading more than a few paragraphs at a time.
I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.
I read your username as “DopeSalad”
Thats not even CLOSE!
Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.
They’re now in newspaper format again, if that helps!
Lest readers doubt the value of our endorsement, we ask them to remember 2016, when voter complacency almost put Hillary Clinton in the White House before The Onion stepped in.
We really dodged a bullet on that one! (/j)
The Onion wanted to play on hard mode. How do you write satire when that shit head was in the White House?
I think Internet Explorer is in for him too.
Naw, they’re rooting for Eisenhower.
Ted Kazinski?
You might know him for his academic papers.
Among other works
you joke but this is how he’s brightly discussed in some circles lol I have seen some concerning publications that refer to him as uncle Ted and other light-hearted names in a similar context
Seems like it’s up there with the killdozer Fandom. Casual terrorism… Or living the American dream?
And his cake having tendancies
Yeah, the mathematician. What about him?
!it’s a running gag for the onion!<
Tap for spoiler
Hmm
I used:
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler hidden content :::That’s what I used and it works on my app
Whatever you’re using seems to take the > as a comment immediately
I’m using Voyager iOS, but checked this out from a browser.
Looks like this method:
>! spoiler !<doesn’t work on our (yours & my) instance, nor Midwest Social:
Interesting that Join-Lemmy.org advocates for the format I previously showed in a code block:
yet your client supports the “greater than exclamation point” method. It makes me wonder whether your client should support it.
(Lots of folks like that method though per Lemmy GitHub!)
Which client you using? I’ll share this comment with them.
Don’t trigger the feds haha
When they feel insecure, people die
This is a great joke! It took me a second even after I saw the source. Well done!
Hell yeah I’m writing him in
This better be satire
Why would you insult America’s Finest News Source?
“‘The Onion’” is literally in the headline.
Never heard of the Onion before?
Edit. Oh Jesus, I looked at their comments. Insane nut job mascot.
Oh jeez I wished I didn’t look. Definitely just an account that only gets downvotes.
No, but you sound like you might be. A Trump supporter blatantly incapable of absorbing the information right in front of him. Typical.
The Onion is getting kinda weak with its jokes
You’ve clearly not been following their Israel/Gaza headlines. They’ve absolutely been on fire.
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You would be too since reality is more satirical than anyone can imagine.
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Have you read the article?
I was told there would be no fact checking
FFS, homie! You made me spit out some expensive booze! 😁
