Yeah, I was going to say I look forward to reading a few articles about him in prison and maybe some pictures of him in an orange jumpsuit and his hair flopping over before everyone loses interest and he just fades away.
Followed by a one paragraph obituary mentioning his death from advanced syphilis while still in prison.
If his kids had any sense, they’d charge a buck a person for people to piss on his grave. They might be able to get the family fortune back to where it would be if their idiot father had just invested his inheritance in an index fund.
I’ll be happy to read about his convictions and jail sentences.
Yeah, I was going to say I look forward to reading a few articles about him in prison and maybe some pictures of him in an orange jumpsuit and his hair flopping over before everyone loses interest and he just fades away.
Followed by a one paragraph obituary mentioning his death from advanced syphilis while still in prison.
If his kids had any sense, they’d charge a buck a person for people to piss on his grave. They might be able to get the family fortune back to where it would be if their idiot father had just invested his inheritance in an index fund.
Hell, I’d even pay two bucks for that! And a tenner to take a shit.
Would you really want to take a shit where 100,000 other humans did first though?