• unalivejoy
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    872 months ago

    There’s an old joke.

    Why should you always invite 2 Mormons to go fishing with you? If you invite just one, they’ll drink all your beer.

    • @MirthfulAlembic
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      232 months ago

      I always heard this joke with Baptists instead.

      • unalivejoy
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        272 months ago

        It works with any religious population which discourages drinking.

      • @VelvetStorm
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        262 months ago

        How about this one

        Jews don’t recognize Jesus

        Mormons don’t recognize the pope

        And Baptist don’t recognize each other in the liquor store