• unalivejoy
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      872 months ago

      There’s an old joke.

      Why should you always invite 2 Mormons to go fishing with you? If you invite just one, they’ll drink all your beer.

      • @MirthfulAlembic
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        232 months ago

        I always heard this joke with Baptists instead.

        • unalivejoy
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          272 months ago

          It works with any religious population which discourages drinking.

        • @VelvetStorm
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          262 months ago

          How about this one

          Jews don’t recognize Jesus

          Mormons don’t recognize the pope

          And Baptist don’t recognize each other in the liquor store

  • Match!!
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    262 months ago

    this is the first time I’ve seen this meme without dick sucking

  • @SlapnutsGT
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    222 months ago

    At least they weren’t foolish enough to challenge them at basketball.