• snooggums
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    673 months ago

    I just tell them ‘no’.

    • Admiral Patrick
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      3 months ago

      That’s what I used to do, but a good portion of the time they’d continue their spiel to try to change my mind. Have only had to brandish the dumb phone once, but so far it’s got a 100% shut down success rate.

      • @sudo42
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        203 months ago

        I just tell them I don’t have a phone. Even if I’m still holding it in my hand. Most don’t want to engage. They likely figure they’re not payed enough for that.

        • clif
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          3 months ago

          Same.

          Cashier: “What’s your phone number?” (For the store tracking/rewards/whatever)

          Me : “Don’t have one!” (As I remove the credit card from the case on the back of myphone)

          Nobody has questioned it once. They don’t want to ask in the first place but are forced to.

          • @[email protected]
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            63 months ago

            Huh. Doesn’t happen often I guess but typically when I’m asked for a phone number or email I refuse or say I don’t have one and it really throws people off and they usually refuse to complete the form or do whatever the hell it was they were doing.

            • clif
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              83 months ago

              Might vary by locale? Around here (South US) it seems like every single store has their own rewards/discount/whatever system that requires your phone number but it’s not necessary for the transaction… It’s just an extra info grab.

              Sometimes the user facing POS/credit card reader will let you handle it (enter/skip) but many places rely on the salesperson to ask and then enter it or skip.

              But, I also don’t get around much so my experience is limited.

        • @bitchkat
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          53 months ago

          Just say ‘no thank you’

        • Admiral Patrick
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          113 months ago

          Not gonna lie, it was. lol. That’s one of several reasons I decided to keep it as my daily driver. It’s technically a smart phone, though, I just had all the smart stuff disabled for that challenge. I’ve since enabled those back, but it still looks enough like a dumb phone that I can convincingly bluff with it.

            • Admiral Patrick
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              43 months ago

              Cat S22 Flip. Not without it’s quirks, but I like it well enough. Had to digital detox, and it was great for that.

                • Admiral Patrick
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                  23 months ago

                  Thunderbird beta (email), Schildichat (Matrix), bank app, several local web apps (home assistant, etc), Mucke (music), key mapper, Aegis (totp authenticator), Organic Maps, Etar (Calendar), DAVx (contact/calendar sync), traditional T9 (keyboard), MALP and Snapcast (home audio)

      • @[email protected]
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        33 months ago

        That’s what I used to do, but a good portion of the time they’d continue their spiel to try to change my mind.

        Where are you shopping where you are routinely encountering cashier’s that are this pushy about the apps? The overwhelming majority of cash register attendance are underpaid employees that are just trying to get you through the line. They said the line because they have to say the line, but most have no intention of really trying to sell you on it.

        Once upon A time, these things were just rewards programs, with the key ring bullshit. Were you signing up for each and every one of them too?

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      93 months ago

      Yeah…try that in CVS.

      “No no, I’d rather NOT have a reciept that’s 3 miles long, because I bought a candy bar…”

      But we already cut down 3 trees just for you!

      “No.”

      "Oh, you’re taking this irrelevant slip of paper! We have armed guards to make sure you do! There is a world war 2 tank outside that will crush you, and blow up your car! I know it’s not really a war worthy tank, and in that sense it’s obsolete, but it can still more than handle your toyota geo. Now then…take…the…reciept!

      NEVER!!!

      GUARDS!!!

      And then a Kill Bill-esque fight scene breaks out. You know, like when she fought the crazy 88s. Except instead of a group of ninjas headed by a 14 year old Japanese girl, it’s a group of swat team members headed by a 17 year old CVS register worker wearing a red CVS vest that he uses as a choking hazard on you in the fight.

      Your goal is to dodge bullets, matrix style, while disarming one guard to shoot the rest of the guards dead, so you can fight this CVS employee one on one, as wave after wave of reinforcements constantly change the dynamic of the battle.

      Finally, after defeating all the guards, you return to your car to return home, and as you make your turn onto the main road, thats when you see it. A world war 2 era tank firing mortors at you, as you’re forced to weave all over the road. Other cars exploding, you’re all over the road, a helicopter has joined the chase. Suddenly the helicopter is firing air to surface missles, and as you dodge them, they blow up the tank.

      The helicopter then lands right in front of you on the highway. As you prepare for the final battle, the door opens it’s your wife. You both embrace, and take off in the helicopter. Forever on the lamb. Always running from the threat of CVS employees that can strike at any time.

      • snooggums
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        83 months ago

        I don’t go to CVS because they make the whole experience exhausting.

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          93 months ago

          May I introduce you to RadioShack? Where they used to prompt you to sign up for a credit card, ask to record your personal info on a RadioShack loyalty card system (that nobody seems to remember), and one time, the lady asked me to impregnate her. I’m unclear if that was RadioShack policy, or if she was just itching. Either way it was kind of messed up, because I was 14. I looked and sounded older, but I was 14. She was like 30ish.

          • snooggums
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            3 months ago

            I stopped going to Radio Shack when they made purchasing a hassle too. Loved them as a kid in the 80s when I was doing build your own electronics.

      • @[email protected]
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        What on earth are you people talking about?

        I go to CVS all the time for random things, I’ve never once been pushed to use an app, nor have I ever encountered anyone that is legitimately pushing you to do anything after a simple no.

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          23 months ago

          Really? You never used kung-fu to disarm swat teams, killing dozens with their own guns, while never taking damage yourself? You never sped through your local streets as tanks shot mortors at your toyota geo?

          You’re telling me your wife never saved you with rockets fired from a helicopter in a high speed highway chase?

          Yeah…you didn’t read a single sentence of the comment you replied to, did you? Aw hell. What makes me think you’ll read THIS far into the message??? Tiktok is just what this generation has been needing. An entire generation of kids who don’t waste their time reading!