I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…

    • @[email protected]
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      297 hours ago

      Yes, you can enter an octopus’ mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you’re done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            67 hours ago

            I’m pretty sure 90% of search histories have an octopus in anus variant in them.

            • @[email protected]
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              77 hours ago

              90% of my search history is animal anuses.

              While I’m totally joking, I for realsies create calendars filled with pictures of animal’s butts that I take at the zoo

                • @ABCDE
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                  23 hours ago

                  What show is it?

                • @[email protected]
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                  86 hours ago

                  That’s one of my favorite episodes. I felt so understood. I started taking pictures of animals’ butts when I mistimed a pic of a hippo swimming by. I was so amused that it was unlike any other photo you’d normally see of a hippo, but you knew it was a hippo. So I expanded to other animals.

                  After one trip, I mentioned to my family that I got photos of over 14 animals’ butts and my sister said “great, you can make a calendar now.” And so it all began.