• @Treczoks
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    228 hours ago

    If they could, Helene would have erased Mar-a-Lago from the map.

    • @Weirdfish
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      118 hours ago

      While I enjoy the humor, the fact is they’d have aimed it away from landfall.

      • Billiam
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        27 hours ago

        I mean, if you could control the weather, why not make a Mar-a-Lago sized hurricane?

        • FuglyDuck
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          17 hours ago

          I’d rather drop that “mini moon” that’s in temporary earth orbit for a bit here. It’s only 33ft and would probably burn up in atmosphere…but I’m sure we could figure out a way to get a just-large-enough chunk to survive hitting The Swamp ™️

          • Billiam
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            15 hours ago

            Look bud, we only control the weather, not “near-earth objects”!

            • @[email protected]
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              24 hours ago

              Plus, that 'roid is just doing his thing vibin with the cosmos. He doesn’t need to be bothered with our shit.

              • FuglyDuck
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                14 hours ago

                be fair. nobody needs to be bothered with our shit.

                but we like to share!