Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has sparked a backlash after appearing to suggest that Democrats "can control the weather.
Her tweet was “Democrats control the weather.”
She’s not suggesting anything.
Wait, instead of blaming the weather on God’s wrath for the gays, they’re just straight up blaming Democrats now? Have they lost their faith or did they never have it in the first place?
Is it possible to learn this power?
This idea has been floating around the right for a while. I think it’s a way to explain the effects of climate change while blaming the libs.
Huh. I guess it’s not the Jews this time.
Pretty sure it was a certain subset of democrats she was talking about
Who do You think she meant by “they”?
US Postal Service, actually. How do you think they can promise “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”
(Yes, that noise you’re hearing in the background is my manic cackle idly daydreaming about conspiracy theorists running with this.)
I mean… what do you think the space lasers are for since they are not being used for Peace™ right now.
/s because it’s sadly necessary
Democrats see a mentally ill person standing on the corner ranting and raving and shouting insane gibberish, and they think it’s sad and we should help that poor person.
Republicans see the same thing and think we should elect that poor person.
Weather control claims are firmly in the weird category.
“We can change the weather”
Also
“Climate change isn’t real”
Pick a fucking lane lady.
She seems the type to think all the lanes belong to her and fuck you, get out of her way!
wEaThEr IsNt cLiMaTe!1!
if we could actually get them to say this we would be making headway.
Unironically this is something I heard in Texas during the freeze a couple years ago
well. there are some weather control technologies that actually exist. Like seeding rain for crops. it’s fairly common in most places these days.
but there’s no way to precipitate a hurricane or stop one.
And this is the problem with the way she worded it and everyone blowing it off as just weird instead of straight up fucking stupid.
So the Democrats control the weather, but humans burning fossil fuels does nothing to the climate
Hilarious that people who don’t believe in climate change also believe that the weather can be controlled and targeted at specific communities. And by “hilarious” I mean “makes me want to start hitchhiking to Uruguay”.
I thought about that only to realize that the people Uruguay are probably equally as bad and I’m stuck here on this rock with billions of them until someone gives me a ride.
There is a giant ball there. And evil apes. And the evil apes are dukin’ it out on the ball. You’re one of them. It’s basically all just evil apes dukin’ it out on a giant ball.
Appears!? She literally tweeted, “Yes they can control the weather.”
It’s that neutral “both sides” media bullshit- just like you can’t call someone “school shooter”, it’s “alleged school shooter” until the court ruling come down the pipe six months later.
Is this better? Idk.
I read that as in “shows up to say”.
No, that’s the Korporate News Kushion for Konservatives
If they could, Helene would have erased Mar-a-Lago from the map.
While I enjoy the humor, the fact is they’d have aimed it away from landfall.
I mean, if you could control the weather, why not make a Mar-a-Lago sized hurricane?
I’d rather drop that “mini moon” that’s in temporary earth orbit for a bit here. It’s only 33ft and would probably burn up in atmosphere…but I’m sure we could figure out a way to get a just-large-enough chunk to survive hitting The Swamp ™️
Something something JoJo stand microscopic meteors
Look bud, we only control the weather, not “near-earth objects”!
Plus, that 'roid is just doing his thing vibin with the cosmos. He doesn’t need to be bothered with our shit.
be fair. nobody needs to be bothered with our shit.
but we like to share!
Was this during their attempt to take over Central City and destroy The Flash? Do they also have a freeze gun, spin like a top, and jump into mirrors?
They really think we live in Red Alert 2
Very charitable to assume her “they” meant The Democrats and not The Jews.
Or maybe that weird ass HAARP conspiracy from awhile back.
She truly is from another age. The Ice Age.
If this is true, we gotta talk Biden into running again. I don’t care if he can’t talk or stay awake, I’ll definitely vote for the weathermancer every time!
The Weathermancer™️.
From Stormy Delaware comes Cloudy Joe and his Lightning Lasers.
