• @Lost_My_Mind
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      155 days ago

      Dude…why are you watching stuffed animals orgasm with binoculars???

      Also, those are some impressive binoculars! Where’d you get those?

      • don
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        35 days ago

        A: a spy satellite monitors them for me, then sends me a text (with optional pic attached) summarizing what they’re doing.

        2: I don’t use binoculars.