• @Lost_My_Mind
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    155 days ago

    Dude…why are you watching stuffed animals orgasm with binoculars???

    Also, those are some impressive binoculars! Where’d you get those?

    • don
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      34 days ago

      A: a spy satellite monitors them for me, then sends me a text (with optional pic attached) summarizing what they’re doing.

      2: I don’t use binoculars.