• @dohpaz42
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    345 hours ago

    It’s hilarious, but disgusting. They need to take him out back, strip him down, and use a hose and scrub brushes and clean him off before somebody contracts some new super disease from being around him.

    • @P00ptart
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      125 hours ago

      A flatbed in a “soft touch” car wash.

      • EleventhHour
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        84 hours ago

        Or, and hear me out, an Indiana Jones-style mine cart ride straight to hell. Because, seriously, fuck that guy.

        • @P00ptart
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          34 hours ago

          Make it a donkey Kong country style cart ride to hell, and we have a fucking deal!