• ThePowerOfGeek
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    5 hours ago

    Isn’t this the second time he’s had a fly buzzing around him recently?

    He either needs to ignore them, or keep fresher diapers.

    • @[email protected]
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      240 minutes ago

      Holy shit, it’s literally in the little blurb that this happened previously. You were likely typing in this question right under the answer.

  • @kometes
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    325 hours ago

    The Dems control flies now, apparently.

    • @acosmichippo
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      94 hours ago

      the conspiracist’s adversary is simultaneously all-powerful and utterly incompetent.

      • @[email protected]
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        258 minutes ago

        It’s so wild to me that Trumpers think the Democrats were behind the assassination attempts, like they can’t afford professionals.

  • @[email protected]
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    225 hours ago

    Flies are attracted to the smell of shit. Some advisor needs to be brave enough to tell Trump to change his diaper before he goes on stage.

  • @dohpaz42
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    356 hours ago

    It’s hilarious, but disgusting. They need to take him out back, strip him down, and use a hose and scrub brushes and clean him off before somebody contracts some new super disease from being around him.

    • @P00ptart
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      136 hours ago

      A flatbed in a “soft touch” car wash.

      • EleventhHour
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        84 hours ago

        Or, and hear me out, an Indiana Jones-style mine cart ride straight to hell. Because, seriously, fuck that guy.

        • @P00ptart
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          34 hours ago

          Make it a donkey Kong country style cart ride to hell, and we have a fucking deal!

  • @2pt_perversion
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    64 hours ago

    After watching the video that seems like nothing and I’m a Trump hater. What an unnewsworthy wet fart of a story.

  • FuglyDuck
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    186 hours ago

    Somebody should get that fly a medal of liberty