• @P00ptart
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    125 hours ago

    A flatbed in a “soft touch” car wash.

    • EleventhHour
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      84 hours ago

      Or, and hear me out, an Indiana Jones-style mine cart ride straight to hell. Because, seriously, fuck that guy.

      • @P00ptart
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        34 hours ago

        Make it a donkey Kong country style cart ride to hell, and we have a fucking deal!