• toiletobserver
    link
    2118 hours ago

    Probably don’t know how to use the three shells in the bathroom either

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      110 hours ago

      It’s so shameful to talk about what happens in the privy. Perhaps best to separate boys from girls until they are adults, at 25.

      • SybilVane
        link
        fedilink
        410 hours ago

        Except that girls clearly become adult enough to marry and have kids at whatever age gets them pregnant. It’s obviously what God intended. /s

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      1
      edit-2
      10 hours ago

      Fuck, I have to be honest… I am neither a Republican or Democrat, but I haven’t figured it out either. I just look longingly at the 3 shells and think of the beach to assist the process, then turn the knob on the bidet. Best 27? Dollars I spent this year. While paper products are running scarce and another hurricane on the way, I’m glad I really don’t even have to care much about toilet paper anymore.

      • FuglyDuck
        link
        English
        1
        edit-2
        9 hours ago

        I’ve always assumed it was bidet controls. Cuz they’re hyper-germophobes and anything else would just be nasty.

        Hot, cold, pulsate.

        But stalone dropped the deuce.

        (Yes it’s disgusting)