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    I prefer the Schrödinger’s immigrant. Both stole Your job and only collects benefits.

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      Not hard to believe some one had a full time, shit-paying job and benefits.

      We need stop subsidizing corporations with welfare and make them pay actual wages

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            We wouldn’t. But when making demands its useful to make them in such a way that they are theoretically possible within the logic of capitalism as an economic system, but functionally impossible within capitalism the system of class domination. This teaches the workers through struggle the true nature of the system, it removes all doubt. Its a transitional demand.

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    Well, obviously, creating a localized hurricane wouldn’t change the entire climate one bit! /s

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    Wait, Republicans can’t control the weather? GET THIS EVERYONE! REPUBLICANS DONT KNOW HOW TO CONTROL THE WEATHER!!!

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      Probably don’t know how to use the three shells in the bathroom either

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        It’s so shameful to talk about what happens in the privy. Perhaps best to separate boys from girls until they are adults, at 25.

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          Except that girls clearly become adult enough to marry and have kids at whatever age gets them pregnant. It’s obviously what God intended. /s

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        Fuck, I have to be honest… I am neither a Republican or Democrat, but I haven’t figured it out either. I just look longingly at the 3 shells and think of the beach to assist the process, then turn the knob on the bidet. Best 27? Dollars I spent this year. While paper products are running scarce and another hurricane on the way, I’m glad I really don’t even have to care much about toilet paper anymore.

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          I’ve always assumed it was bidet controls. Cuz they’re hyper-germophobes and anything else would just be nasty.

          Hot, cold, pulsate.

          But stalone dropped the deuce.

          (Yes it’s disgusting)

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    I wonder how many of those smug “you really beleive humans can affect the climate of the entire world 😏” types are now going on about the dems making hurricanes?

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      The root cause here is they will always blame anyone but themselves.

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    And it’s not an unusual belief, unfortunately.

    Belief that weather control is possible is so common that states like Tennessee passed a law to ban geo-engineering / chemtrails. Meanwhile, another different conspiracy is that “the globalists” / “Bill Gates” / “The Rothchilds” / “George Soros” want to cram everyone into densely packed cities (15-minute cities) and they’re using the “climate change hoax” to make people give up their cars.

    If anybody knows any actual, working way to deprogram these cultists, I’d very much like to have some relatives back.

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        I’m not going to be able to get them to listen to a podcast, and I refuse to disappear into the void.

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      It is possible to seed clouds with silver iodide to get them to start raining.

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        And if you seed open air with silver iodine nothing happens, which is why you can’t use that to, for example, make rain in the Sahara.

        You need clouds already up there for it to work, which means water vapour getting up there in a high enough quantity that it has liquidified again (that’s what clouds are: lots and lots of tiny water dropplets).

        So what exactly is the geoengineering process that’s put all that water up there in such quantity that there are clouds all the way to the horizon on all side, so thick that the sky becomes dark?

        Our capabilities are about the equivalent of taking a bucket of water from a “creek” passing by in the sky whilst this hurricane would require us to be capable of putting an ocean of water up there, which is nowhere near our capabilities.

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          Yup, I said its possible to seed clouds to create rain. I didn’t say its possible to seed the sky to create rain.

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            Well, I felt it wasn’t clear from your post that seeding clouds to get them to drop their water is literally the most weather “control” we are capable of doing with current technology.

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        Yeah, with an unknown effectiveness. Like, maybe it will rain 5% more, maybe 5% earlier, but no guarantees. But, despite that, it’s widely deployed just in case in some places.

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      You’ve categorized her under the wrong subspeices, she’s homo-hillbillieus

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        I don’t think Marjorie qualifies as a hillbilly. She’s rich and can’t operate a computer. But between Vance and the Deliverance and all the other media, got some sorry examples of hillbillies. Fuck all them stereotypes. But yeah don’t fly your freak flag (pride, fist emoji, represent) in rural Appalachia

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          Vance can us a computer, too.

          (His search history included things likenAshley’s furniture and IKEA.)

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            I won’t mind when we move past the couchfucker meme. The only purpose it served was to annoy and confuse. That’s done, it’s over.

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    That’s because Democrats aren’t human, they are demons.

    Or something like that. I don’t know, trying to understand the insanity of her and her deranged ilk exhausts me.

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      dont forget the lasers controlling the weather

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    This same person is also always both demanding the end of social assistance programs while loudly demanding they are given more funds and faster!

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    from an anthropological standpoint, studying Homo Republicanensis is fascinating, but it is objectively horrifying that such creatures exist.

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    Can we re-freeze her and put her back in the ice cave where she was found? This is not the unfrozen caveman lawyer reboot I was promised.

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    H.A.R.P. Scientist here - we use gravity waves to control the weather. The lasers are used to make the flies really aggressive. Hope that clears up the confusion

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    I want so badly to see her get hit in the face by something one of these days

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      Makes more sense then every scientist who has observed climate change reasoning that adding carbon to the atmosphere will cause a green house effect.

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      I’m pretty sure she’s more of a Jewish space lasers believer

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      Shadow wizard money gang, we love casting spells.