• @[email protected]
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    Wait, Republicans can’t control the weather? GET THIS EVERYONE! REPUBLICANS DONT KNOW HOW TO CONTROL THE WEATHER!!!

    • toiletobserver
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      Probably don’t know how to use the three shells in the bathroom either

      • @[email protected]
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        112 hours ago

        It’s so shameful to talk about what happens in the privy. Perhaps best to separate boys from girls until they are adults, at 25.

        • SybilVane
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          Except that girls clearly become adult enough to marry and have kids at whatever age gets them pregnant. It’s obviously what God intended. /s

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        Fuck, I have to be honest… I am neither a Republican or Democrat, but I haven’t figured it out either. I just look longingly at the 3 shells and think of the beach to assist the process, then turn the knob on the bidet. Best 27? Dollars I spent this year. While paper products are running scarce and another hurricane on the way, I’m glad I really don’t even have to care much about toilet paper anymore.

        • FuglyDuck
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          I’ve always assumed it was bidet controls. Cuz they’re hyper-germophobes and anything else would just be nasty.

          Hot, cold, pulsate.

          But stalone dropped the deuce.

          (Yes it’s disgusting)