Let’s say Sunday is NoPo day, for example. I think we’d all be in a better mood that day.

Edit. Yikes. Way too many people taking this too seriously and missing the point.

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    59 hours ago

    Holiday wish??? Dude. It’s October! This is spooky season, then it’s turkey season THEN holiday season!

    My rule of thumb is that anyone who puts up christmas decorations before Black Friday is a massive asshole, who sucks dick…but not very well. They use a lot of teeth in their blowjobs, because they have no sense of how things are supposed to be. They do things nobody wants.

    That’s why you gotta wait until black friday. For now, it’s all about black cats, and murder. Blood is a decoration! Also, pumpkin spice…for some reason…

    LOOK! I DON’T MAKE THE RULES!

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      47 hours ago

      You should definitely tell Costco, who had Christmas decorations out in fucking JULY!

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        47 hours ago

        Ok…I know Everette True is just a comic, but I’m REALLY channeling his spirit hearing that…