• FuglyDuck
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    5821 hours ago

    Many fridges have a child lock on it.

    Works on cats too, I imagine.

    • @PugJesusOP
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      11821 hours ago

      That’s a violation of the cat’s human rights

      • FuglyDuck
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        Just tell them it’s temporarily broken. Edit- that also works on kids.

        • babybus
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          815 hours ago

          You can’t lie to a cat, this shit is serious.

      • MentalEdge
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        You mean feline rights. Those stipulate a bunch of additional stuff, like the right to own human servants, and “scent dibs” which grants the right to appropriate any piece of property by rubbing it with the chin, body, or tail.

      • @[email protected]
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        1017 hours ago

        Good attitude. Many cats don’t drink enough water, so anything that helps is good for their kidney health.