"It doesn’t make sense for chocolate bars to be divided into equal-sized chunks when there is so much inequality in the chocolate industry! The unequally-sized chunks of our 6.35 oz bars are a palatable way of reminding Choco Fans and Serious Friends that the profits in the chocolate industry are unequally divided.

And in case you haven’t noticed, the bottom of our bars depicts the West African coastline. The chunks just above it represent the Gulf of Guinea. From left to right, you have Côte d’Ivoire, Ghana, Togo and Benin (terribly politically incorrect, we know, but we had to combine them to create enough space for a hazelnut), Nigeria and part of Cameroon."

From https://us.tonyschocolonely.com/pages/faqs

  • @SmoothOperator
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    An ounce of their Dark Chocolate has 134% of the California MADL dose of 0.5 micrograms of lead, for those wondering about details.

    • @thisNotMyName
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      224 months ago

      An ounce is about 29 grams in non-freedom units, for those wondering

      • @Agent641
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        94 months ago

        I’ve bought drugs before, I know how many grams in an ounce

        • @Buddahriffic
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          64 months ago

          Yeah, I’ve bought enough drugs to know it’s 28g.

      • @SmoothOperator
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        34 months ago

        Ah yes, sorry, I’ve corrected my comment to micrograms.

    • @[email protected]
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      104 months ago

      Am I blind or can I not find the claim about 134% on the linked page?
      Searched for “Tony” there.

        • @[email protected]
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          24 months ago

          Duh. The page looked on my phone like the article already ended and didnt bother to scroll further down >_>
          Forget everything I asked :P

      • Fat Tony
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        Well, I’m here now. What do you want?

      • @Jazsta
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        14 months ago

        I saw it on there among 20+ other chocolate bars.

    • @a_postmodern_hat
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      04 months ago

      I have half a block of this in the pantry. Thank you. Fuck me.

      • @SmoothOperator
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        124 months ago

        You can eat it just fine, just don’t eat it regularly for a long time.