• @LoraxEleven
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    -472 months ago

    I drive a jacked-up '77 Ford, and an '02 Subaru outback stick that’s built of spare parts…

    We ain’t all that stupid.

    We’re not all that ignorant…

    Not all of us are primitive-minded pieces of shit that still believe in fucking magic…

    Have your fucking judge come drink beers with us…

    I still don’t have a goddamn presidential candidate that I believe in…

    Talk all ya shit … but represent me, as well… Then ya gonna have something

    • @TexasDrunk
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      252 months ago

      If you’re letting the stupidest speak for you then yeah, you’re that stupid. This is who conservatives want speaking for them, so you’re all at least this stupid.

      Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible

      • @Vinny_93
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        112 months ago

        All of his speeches look like they come from c/Aneurysmposting

      • @metallic_substance
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        112 months ago

        Guaranteed: he doesn’t actually know or will waffle super, super hard in his response

      • Flying Squid
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        82 months ago

        A pony.

        A unicorn pony. For all Americans.

    • @acosmichippo
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      2 months ago

      I still don’t have a goddamn presidential candidate that I believe in…

      none of us do bro, but you gotta pick one. real change will happen when people actually show up to vote.

    • @[email protected]
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      112 months ago

      You felt targeted by this meme?

      And then you decided to write all this out? Really?

      Man, you’re brave lmao

    • chingadera
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      82 months ago

      Are we doing redneck cosplay now? Jesus Christ, some of us are from the south, and some of us are Russian. Let’s let the down votes decide

    • Flying Squid
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      62 months ago

      We’re not all that ignorant…

      Then maybe don’t write like you did not do well in your grade school English classes.