President Biden reportedly instructed his National Security Council to make clear to Iran that any attempt on former President Trump’s life would be viewed as an act of war.
This is what people don’t get…with all the glorification of interplanetary travel, it’s easy to forget that it’s a lot easier to build and survive in a base at the south pole than it would be on Mars. At least you can open a door at the pole and not immediately die.
Went there a few years ago. And honestly wasn’t a fan. The views were pretty good for the first hour or so, but after that it’s just more of the same. Don’t trust trip advisor on this one. 1/10
RIght, he comes back. And so does the Enterprise. But does Joachim? David Marcus? Does Captain Terrell? Does Klingon Captain Kruge’s weird ugly dog thing?
So much senseless death from putting Trump in space in cryo-sleep when we could just send him down to the Titanic in a private submarine.
Of course the obvious solution to keep Trump safe would be to put him in a federal prison cell where he belongs
Cryo-capsule in space you say
A decaying orbit into the sun you say
He’s not worth the fuel cost :\
What if Musk pays. Call it a test run to send people to Mars.
Decaying orbit into Jupiter it is
Maybe one-way trip to Pluto instead?
Could we make it Uranus?
No thanks, but you’re welcome to put him in Uranus if you want.
We’ll find someone, I’m sure.
Musk can send him to Mars for safekeeping.
Only if they go together.
Mars is awful. Trump and Musk should definitely move there.
This is what people don’t get…with all the glorification of interplanetary travel, it’s easy to forget that it’s a lot easier to build and survive in a base at the south pole than it would be on Mars. At least you can open a door at the pole and not immediately die.
Exactly! Mars is coated with toxic perchlorates on top of being colder, dryer, more remote, and with higher radiation than Antarctica.
But since the techbros haven’t figured that out and it’s getting warmer maybe that’s my ultimate retreat.
Went there a few years ago. And honestly wasn’t a fan. The views were pretty good for the first hour or so, but after that it’s just more of the same. Don’t trust trip advisor on this one. 1/10
Yeah it’s really pretty it just doesn’t have much atmosphere
Look, you do that and eventually Spock gets killed.
Yes he comes back, but that’s beside the point.
Somehow Spock returned
RIght, he comes back. And so does the Enterprise. But does Joachim? David Marcus? Does Captain Terrell? Does Klingon Captain Kruge’s weird ugly dog thing?
So much senseless death from putting Trump in space in cryo-sleep when we could just send him down to the Titanic in a private submarine.
I wouldn’t think you’d want him decaying over the next couple centuries in your hunting grounds
With a leak, you say?
While yes, there’s always Epstine… so maybe not that safe.
At least then, the rest of us would be safe