• Aviandelight
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    1314 hours ago

    Maybe if they actually used mortuary cosmetics on him he might look more lifelike.

    • @BoxOfFeet
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      22 hours ago

      Like Frank in the “Frank’s Little Beauties” episode. He just needs a song about not diddling kids.

    • @WaxedWookie
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      23 hours ago

      There’s no doubt that he would.

      The makeup would at least be competently applied, and I’ve got to assume less fluorescent with none of the screaming contrast against the sickly transparent, veiny white skin of an octogenarian fuelled by hamberders, covefe, and hate - particularly for kamabla.