• @[email protected]
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    691 month ago

    He ran a marathon and died.
    Today, millions run marathons and are fine.
    Some do it while wearing T-Rex costumes.

    • @AngryCommieKender
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      411 month ago

      Pheidippides didn’t run a marathon. He ran 260 km over two days and died. A modern marathon is “only” 42.195 km.

      You’d probably die as well without training for said marathon, which that poor man didn’t have the luxury of doing.

      • @jpreston2005
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        1 month ago

        Pheidippides

        Oh man, are you selling it short. He was a professional running-courier, so we can assume he was well-seasoned for the activity, BUT

        The traditional story relates that Pheidippides (530–490 BC), an Athenian herald, or hemerodrome[3] (translated as ‘day-runner’,[4] ‘courier’,[5][6] ‘professional-running courier’[3] or ‘day-long runner’[7]), was sent to Sparta to request help when the Persians landed at Marathon, Greece. He ran about 240 km (150 mi) in two days, and then ran back. He then ran the 40 km (25 mi) to the battlefield near Marathon and back to Athens to announce the Greek victory over Persia in the Battle of Marathon (490 BC) with the word νικῶμεν (nikomen[8] ‘We win!’), as stated by Lucian chairete, nikomen (‘hail, we are the winners’)[9] and then collapsed and died.

        If I’m reading this correctly, he ran 350 miles in around a week or less? That’s insane.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          211 month ago

          Ok, yeah that’s insane. No wonder the poor guy dropped from exhaustion

          • @Zannsolo
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            61 month ago

            Probably kidney failure

            • @AngryCommieKender
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              31 month ago

              Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

              Kidney failure? Was he chugging wine and mead the whole way, or is that just a result of extreme dehydration?

              • @Zannsolo
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                61 month ago

                Muscles break down kidneys get overwhelmed and go into failure. Sometimes (rarely) ultra marathoners will need dialysis and they are running a much shorter distance.

                  • @Zannsolo
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                    30 days ago

                    I dunno basically basing this off a bit of running knowledge and something I sorta remembered, probably from an episode of house or some other medical show. I also did a bit of quick googling to validate its a real thing.

                • @AngryCommieKender
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                  21 month ago

                  Ahh! Gotcha. Fair enough. I suppose that’s actually useful for me to know, thanks!

          • @[email protected]
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            91 month ago

            Humans can actually outrun a horse under certain conditions, notably hot temperatures and extreme distances.

            • @[email protected]
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              61 month ago

              But like if he could have ridden a horse and then ran and found a new horse ya know? Maybe he could have lived

              • @[email protected]
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                111 month ago

                Funnily enough, a pony train has been the solution many times throughout history. A messenger would ride one horse to exhaustion, jump on another at a depot, and continue.

          • @[email protected]
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            330 days ago

            Very expensive, like owning a Rolls Royce as a modern day gig worker delivering pizzas…

        • @[email protected]
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          91 month ago

          Famously ancient historians never embellished anything especially when it comes to a story with national significance

        • Boxscape
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          1 month ago

          he ran 350 miles in around a week or less? That’s insane.

          Run Pheidippides! Run!