So wrong…

  • Capt. Wolf
    7•4 months ago

    Jesus… Even here on Lemmy that story haunts us…🤮

    • @[email protected]English
      4•4 months ago

      It just kinda lodges way in the back, ya know? Drops out when you least expect it. Seemed festive to mention it, though. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤪🎃🤮👻

      • @Gradually_AdjustingEnglish
        3•4 months ago

        This sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I’m dying to know more.

        • Capt. Wolf
          3•4 months ago

          If you’re absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It’s the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning… It’s not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.

          • @Gradually_AdjustingEnglish
            1•4 months ago

            It’s not the worst I’ve read, but it’s definitely an all-timer.

            • Capt. Wolf
              2•4 months ago

              It’s definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one…

    • @[email protected]
      1•4 months ago

      I know I shouldn’t but… What story?

      Edit: I googled it and I was expecting worse. Still not safe for life

      • Capt. Wolf
        2•4 months ago

        I mentioned it in one of my other replies. Google jolly rancher story, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.