So wrong…

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    Jesus… Even here on Lemmy that story haunts us…🤮

    • @Konstant
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      22 days ago

      Glad I consciously never read that

    • @[email protected]
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      It just kinda lodges way in the back, ya know? Drops out when you least expect it. Seemed festive to mention it, though. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤪🎃🤮👻

      • The Snark Urge
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        33 days ago

        This sounds profoundly un-wholesome. I’m dying to know more.

        • Capt. Wolf
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          If you’re absolutely sure, Google jolly rancher story. It’s the first thing to pop up. Giving you ample warning… It’s not something you can just unread. There used to be a whole list of copypastas like it. Some things are better left unfound.

          • The Snark Urge
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            3 days ago

            It’s not the worst I’ve read, but it’s definitely an all-timer.

            • Capt. Wolf
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              22 days ago

              It’s definitely no coconut story, or the one with hole in the wall, or even the dumpster maggot one…

    • @[email protected]
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      I know I shouldn’t but… What story?

      Edit: I googled it and I was expecting worse. Still not safe for life

      • Capt. Wolf
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        22 days ago

        I mentioned it in one of my other replies. Google jolly rancher story, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.