• @[email protected]
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      279 hours ago

      Somewhere between top-right and top-middle depending on how revoked his license is at the given moment and how much vicodin he is on.

    • @cm0002
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      499 hours ago

      Right? This is an invalid graph without Dr. House.

      I hope OP doesn’t have lupus

    • @darthsid
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      39 hours ago

      Came here for this haha

      • @InverseParallax
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        27 hours ago

        I cannot believe he survived the whole series, seems like someone who should have died near the end of s3 just to add to the atmosphere of desperation.

        • EleventhHour
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          27 hours ago

          He was kept alive by his steady diet of 200 cigarettes per day.

          • @InverseParallax
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            47 hours ago

            HOW DID HE EVEN GET CIGARETTES!!!

            They are starving and eating paper but somehow they kept tobacco plants and all the mechanisms for drying and curing them, which would have taken enough resources to keep hundreds of people alive!?!?!

            • EleventhHour
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              36 hours ago

              A guy like Cottle buys cigarettes for a decade in advance.

              Hell, even Col. Tigh was smoking rollies by the end of the series. Cottle was set for life.