You should learn E and X.

Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?”

Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!

…provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.

To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day…

…one day…