• @I_Has_A_Hat
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    989 hours ago

    My friends, there exists premade maps of labyrinthian proportions that twist and turn, with multiple larger and smaller rooms, shortcuts and hidden passages, and yet still in a format that encourages a natural flow through the area.

    It’s called IKEA and you can use their floor layouts to trap your players in an inescapable hell.

    • @GoofSchmoofer
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      379 hours ago

      “as you turn the corner you hear in a deep voice ‘LÅNGARYDBESTÅ MACKAPÄRSTÄLL!’” and in front of you lies three boxes and one simple tool. A voice comes into each of your heads telling your party they must build the items only using this universal tool, It must feel solid and you can not argue."

      • @Pronell
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        308 hours ago

        The DM then sits back and eats pizza as they put his furniture together.