• Socialist Mormon Satanist
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    Meh, just a bunch of doomscrolling. Here’s the thing. They release polls and stuff, but the people most likely not to vote for Trump don’t really do polls.

    Harris will win by a landslide. Trump will call it a fraud.

    Lemmy will immediately send me comments like “Why are you still here, troll? You failed! Now go disappear” (Even tho I’ve always said Trump would lose.)

    Trump will ask for recounts. Threaten to sue the planet Earth.

    Lemmy will keep wondering why I’m still here. I’ll post news about Trump and Third Parties talking about how much Harris sucks, and Lemmy will continue saying I’m a russian troll trying to to destroy the US and get Trumpers to take over the US.

    And while all that drama is going on, everything will be fine. Harris will be sworn in.

    And in 3 months people will go back to bitching about how rent is still too damn high.

    And people here will still be bitching about why I’m still on Lemmy and ask me if Putin is mad at me and knocking on my Moscow apartment door. :)

    So relax, friend. The world ain’t gonna end. I promise.

    • @[email protected]
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      Have you tried … not peddling russian propaganda?

      Might make people not label you as a russian troll.

      Just a thought of course.

      • @Archer
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        Thought he was paid for sure but he might actually be this stupid. Incredible

      • Socialist Mormon Satanist
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        I just post news articles, friend. I don’t write them. If you feel they are propaganda, be sure to write the news orgs that produce them. Thank you! :)

    • @Burn_The_Right
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      Go on back to Tooth Sential. You are universally disliked here.

      • Socialist Mormon Satanist
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        You are universally disliked here.

        Are you sure? I would think all the positive and kind comments are a sign that I was liked. You’re saying I’m not?! Omg! That’s shocking.

        Oh well, since I’m already here, may as well stay. Thanks! :)

          • Socialist Mormon Satanist
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            Right?! I mean, except for the whole, “I didn’t vote for Trump” thing I got going on. Thanks, friend! :)

              • Socialist Mormon Satanist
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                But wouldn’t I just admit it if I did?! Why wouldn’t I come and and say it? I’m not scared of Trump. And if I’d have voted for him, I’d gladly tell you. But actaully, you’re just mad. Mad because I didn’t vote for your candiate. Thanks, friend! :)

                • @TrickDacy
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                  Why wouldn’t I come and and say it

                  You know full well why you wouldn’t and that you’re hiding behind the mods by avoiding it.

                  • Socialist Mormon Satanist
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                    Mods don’t care if someone votes for Trump or even if someone is pro-Trump. This is a politician news community, not an “anti-Trump” community. Thanks!

    • FuglyDuck
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      So relax, friend. The world ain’t gonna end. I promise.

      Humanity might, though. or at least, society as we know it. But it’s okay. you’re helping the fascists, I’m sure they can find a place for you…

        • @Burn_The_Right
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          Yes you did. Everyone here knows you did. Pretending you didn’t only makes your endless trolling look more feckless and weak.

          • Socialist Mormon Satanist
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            No I didn’t. Besides, if I were a troll, that means I’d like the negative attention. And if I liked negative attention, wouldn’t I get more negative attention for voting for Trump?

            So wouldn’t I admit it if I did? I voted third party. Thank you! :)

            • @FiremanEdsRevenge
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              You already get a shit ton of negativity enough for a troll like you to be satisfied. Such a sorry sack of shit you are. Again, no one wants you here.

    • z500
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      I guess I always was a pessimist, I sure hope you’re right though.