• P_P
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    1062 months ago

    Joe Rogan belongs in the Bag of Shit Hall of Fame. First ballot hall of famer, alongside Musk and Trump.

    • masterofn001
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      832 months ago

      Don’t forget everyone’s favorite benzo brained bedmaker Jordy Peterson!

        • @[email protected]
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          202 months ago

          Give them a break, They used all the polygons rendering their beer bellies. The car looks better in isolation.

          Cybertruck, shown painted green

              • @[email protected]
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                12 months ago

                Hey now, no need for ketamine and DMT to be catching strays because a few morons are vocal about using them…

          • Flying Squid
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            52 months ago

            The thing is that The Homer did everything that it was promised to do. Most of the things promised were stupid, but engineers came up with working solutions and the car actually functioned. It was just ugly and no one wanted such features.

            The Cybertruck does not have as much going for it.

      • @Sinuousity
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        182 months ago

        I’m not a big guy but it still surprises me every time I see how small Rogan is

        • Flying Squid
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          I… does he have dwarfism? I don’t think I’ve ever seen him standing next to anyone else.

          Is his Napoleon Syndrome the reason we’re in this mess?

          • Fushuan [he/him]
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            22 months ago

            He’s 1.72 so not too tall but way taller than a lot of guys. The other two are just taller.

      • EleventhHour
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        Look up crappy that cyber truck looks behind them. The door panels are already rusting.

      • @bazus1
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        42 months ago

        This moment right here, time travelers from the future. This moment.

        • masterofn001
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          62 months ago

          I am also a time traveler from the future.

          I am here now, in the past.

          Tomorrow i will be in the future.

          But I will have been in the past.

          Collectively, they’ve done enough drugs to think yesterday was the future and believe themselves to be 20, tall, and fit.

          And at least 2 of them have very questionable ties to Russia.

    • ArtieShaw
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      152 months ago

      I agree, but I think that they all share the something of the same clown quality.

      I actually liked Rogan on News Radio (90s sitcom) where he played an idiot-savant repairman who could fix anything electronic, but everyone acknowledged that it would burn the place down in 48 hours if left as is. For reference, Andy Dick was also on that show. He looked competent next to Andy Dick, but not nearly as funny.

      I thought Rogan really found his calling on Fear Factor, where he just urged people to eat maggot infested cheese. If that show had gone on, how different would our world look like today??

      We also watched the Apprentice, but I remember it as a comedy with Trump as the butt of the joke. Did no one else get that joke?

      Musk - crap on a cracker. I’ve heard a lot of comments on how his “pedo guy” comment changed peoples’ perception of him, but holy crap. It should have come even a little bit before that. There were about a dozen children trapped in a cave in SE Asia with “hours to days” to survive, if they had even made it that long. This cave had something like a14 inch vertical choke point and muddy conditions throughout.* What does this lackwit do? This absolute knob releases footage of a prototype submarine in a swimming pool in California, being guided along by human divers and says “EMERGENCY RESPONDERS STOP WORK. I’M YOUR ONLY HOPE.”

      Point being: This moron does not understand what a cave is. Probably coupled with “and no one is going to tell him that.”