• @TexasDrunk
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      927 days ago

      The bridge is in Canada. He should go back there and guard it.

      Apologies to my lovely Canadian friends. I would take a bullet for y’all, but I would burn down a lot of shit to get rid of Fled Cruz.

      • @Dvixen
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        327 days ago

        We don’t want him. Surely there’s an island in the middle of the ocean he can be sent.

          • @Dvixen
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            227 days ago

            Too right. Hawai’i is far above him.

            I should have been more detailed in my criteria. Uninhabited, no vegetation, maybe even only an inch above sea level.

            I do like the raft idea. Drop him off with the flat pack, he can assemble it himself.

          • @TexasDrunk
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            127 days ago

            Please just put him on an ice floe that will eventually give way.