• @frostysauce
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    512 hours ago

    I think even the best pitchers would struggle to throw a floppy baby 60 1/2 feet into the strike zone.

    • @SPRUNT
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      18 minutes ago

      A swaddled baby is anything but floppy.

      Except maybe the head.

    • @edgemaster72
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      311 hours ago

      But what if you got enough break on it to get the batter to swing at a baby outside the zone?

      • @frostysauce
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        311 hours ago

        That would be super impressive and I’d love to see it! (Hypothetically, of course)