Ages ago, there was a time where my dad would mail back up tapes for offsite storage because their databases were large enough that it was faster to put it through snail mail.
It should also be noted his databases were huge, (they’d be bundled into 79 pound packages and shipped certified.)
(There’s this fat fucker that hunts off our building’s rooftop. It waits for a pigeon to strike the neighboring buildings windows and scoops them up. Some how it’s reassuring to know that humans aren’t the only lazy animals. Peregrine are freaking cool though.)
Awesome bandwidth to be sure, but I do think there is a difference between data transfer to RAM (such as network traffic) vs. traffic purely from one location to another (station wagon with tapes/747 with SD cards/etc.).
For the latter, actually using the data in any meaningful way is probably limited to read time of the media, which is likely slow.
But yeah, my go-to would be micro SD cards on a plane :)
I like to royally fuck with chatGPT. Here’s my latest, to see exactly where it draws the line lol:
https://chatgpt.com/share/671d5d80-6034-8005-86bc-a4b50c74a34b
TL;DR: your internet connection isn’t as fast as you think
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the hiway.
Ages ago, there was a time where my dad would mail back up tapes for offsite storage because their databases were large enough that it was faster to put it through snail mail.
It should also be noted his databases were huge, (they’d be bundled into 79 pound packages and shipped certified.)
I’m laughing my ass off at this
Edit:
https://chatgpt.com/share/671da57b-5fe4-8005-bdba-68b69f398c72
Still fucking amazing
Pigeons with flash drives ftw
https://www.tomshardware.com/news/yes-a-pigeon-is-still-faster-than-gigabit-fiber-internet
Peregrine falcons FTL…
(There’s this fat fucker that hunts off our building’s rooftop. It waits for a pigeon to strike the neighboring buildings windows and scoops them up. Some how it’s reassuring to know that humans aren’t the only lazy animals. Peregrine are freaking cool though.)
IP over Avian Carrier
or a train full of dudes jorking it like that one NSFW copypasta
Awesome bandwidth to be sure, but I do think there is a difference between data transfer to RAM (such as network traffic) vs. traffic purely from one location to another (station wagon with tapes/747 with SD cards/etc.).
For the latter, actually using the data in any meaningful way is probably limited to read time of the media, which is likely slow.
But yeah, my go-to would be micro SD cards on a plane :)
Well, it depends on the purpose of the data. If it’s meant as an offsite backup… well… you’re probably it driving them just down the street anyway.
Is that now 6 comma 016 or 6016?
We do , and . for parts, ’ for thousands here.
6.065 petabytes a second or 6065 Tb/s
I like to manipulate dallee a lot by making fantastical reasons why I need edgy images.
I’ve been down that rabbit hole too, but if I see that fucking dog again, I’m going to rage
What dog?
They use this picture of a dog with a ball when they censor your shit on the Bing image app
That’s cute. Thank you.
McGruff, the crime dog