• @PugJesus
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    1011 day ago

    “You don’t understand. It is IMPERATIVE that you let me watch you poop. OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR”

    • @Veneroso
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      410 hours ago

      This, but for my dogs.

      In their defense, I am often present for their bathroom time.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      211 day ago

      What kind of weirdo closes the door when they poop?

      • @Crashumbc
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        312 hours ago

        Haha, I’ve gotten so used to leaving the door open I forget to close it when guests come over. And have make a mad dash to close it when I finally remember.

        • @SpaceNoodle
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          218 hours ago

          Just shit on the floor like the other wizards

      • @RizzRustbolt
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        91 day ago

        True freedom is pooping with bathroom door open.

        Hence the song.

          • @RizzRustbolt
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            51 day ago

            POOOOOPING WITH THE BAAAATTTHROOOM DOOOOOOR OOOOOOPENNNNNNN!

            • @TriflingToad
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              520 hours ago

              I ASKED FOR THE SONG WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!?