I am seriously thinking of commissioning a simple tungsten cube emblazoned with cuneiform style figures, set up on a stainless steel platform. For the legacy. For someone millions of years from now.

  • @[email protected]
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    2525 days ago

    Yes, you’re crazy. Stainless steel won’t last a million years. Not even close. You should go with titanium instead. That would also create a massive density difference between the two pieces in case someone lifts them up separately. Feeling the weight difference of the two pieces is very confusing for most people.

    • @CrackhappyOP
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      1325 days ago

      This might blow your mind, but I currently have a titanium chastity cage.

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        1125 days ago

        Your schlong will not last as long as that material allows for. So I’d go with a titanium casting of it, complete with vulgarities, like the graffiti in Pompeii

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          123 days ago

          A titanium cage and a tungsten buttplug for balance.

          both should have RGB for safety at night.