PALM BEACH, FL—Asserting that the pair had not been close “for decades” prior to the financier’s death, Donald Trump admitted Friday that his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein was severed after a dispute over dibs on the former president’s daughter Ivanka Trump. “We had a very good time for many years, but it was unfortunately Ivanka […]
Damn, got me. Didn’t see the community this was for a sec and it had me going.
Yup. I bit too. When the Onion is this fast it’s hard to catch them. The Carlson Tucker one almost got me too.
This one too plausible for satire.
It’d be hilarious if Trump publicly denied it, turning the onion into an actual news outlet.