- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion
Summary
Rudy Giuliani appeared at a Florida polling station in a Mercedes convertible that a court ordered him to surrender as part of a $148 million defamation settlement with two Georgia poll workers, Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, whom he falsely accused of election fraud.
Giuliani has reportedly been evasive about the whereabouts of his assets, including items from his $5 million Manhattan apartment, New York Yankees memorabilia, and luxury watches, despite a court order to hand them over.
Giuliani’s attorney denied the allegations, claiming Giuliani was unaware of how to deliver the assets.
We could have had funniest moment of the year if authorities seized his Mercedes while he was voting.
Funnier than Giuliani getting served indictment papers at his own birthday party?
I think we still can’t beat Giuliani booking the four seasons gardening center next to the dildo emporium.
Idk he found himself soliciting prostitution on a fucking Borat movie
Sometimes you’re just between a dildo store and a crematorium
I’m willing to find out
I don’t think anything will beat this one.
My dream: