• @UnderpantsWeevil
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    -12 months ago

    Ah yes, I forgot that I personally controlled the nuclear arsenal. Thanks.

    • @Bytemeister
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      02 months ago

      Yeah, you do, or at least a partial control.

      • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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        12 months ago

        The results of last night’s election says otherwise.

        • @Bytemeister
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          -12 months ago

          Then run, no amount of handwashing will protect you from nuclear fire.

            • @Bytemeister
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              12 months ago

              Actually, we know the exact amount of voting required to help.

              • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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                12 months ago

                Yeah but it’s not like I’ve got more than one of them, and everyone else is a fucking idiot.

                • @Bytemeister
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                  2 months ago

                  Not everyone, just 89 94 million by the last count.

                  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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                    12 months ago

                    I can’t control what they do with their votes. So it’s not like me voting every time did anything at all.