• @FooBarrington
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    3 hours ago

    More like “you see your honor, he was behind a 10-foot-thick wall of lead, so me shooting him totally wasn’t attempted murder, he was safe all along!”

    • @[email protected]
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      “The painting itself was unharmed, but the 17th-century frame sustained some damage after the soup acted as paint stripper on the delicate surface.”

      So climate activists’ official position is to target the frames of these paintings, as they see them as important enough to piss people off but not important enough to preserve?

      Time to lock originals away from the public forever.

      • @FooBarrington
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        103 hours ago

        Oh well, we all know that honourable judges always make morally good decisions, don’t we?

        • TheTechnician27
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          Yes exactly! The judiciary is infallible and so that’s exactly why the SCOTUS is the least fallible institution there is.