By Asher Perlman

  • @Maalus
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    204 days ago

    I think this is always the case. Buying cool shit usually costs a bunch of money. And people who get a shitload of it while young, often buy that stuff too - nobody calls them out for having a midlife crisis then

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      124 days ago

      “Billy…why did you buy four lifesize 6 foot tall statues of the teenage mutant ninja turtles???”

      “Because my parents have a lack of discipline towards their children, and an infinate source of currency”

      • andrew_bidlaw
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        13 days ago

        "Infenete! You hear it!’ William flipped off the closed door of a liquor store and brought himself up from the ground.