By Asher Perlman

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    1212 days ago

    “Billy…why did you buy four lifesize 6 foot tall statues of the teenage mutant ninja turtles???”

    “Because my parents have a lack of discipline towards their children, and an infinate source of currency”

    • andrew_bidlaw
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      112 days ago

      "Infenete! You hear it!’ William flipped off the closed door of a liquor store and brought himself up from the ground.