• oce 🐆
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    8 days ago

    Probably the two IT nerds who manage the Vatican systems.

    • Sunshine (she/her)
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      458 days ago

      2 out of the 764 people who live there. I wanna see an investigation drama where they try to narrow it down.

      • @Duamerthrax
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        57 days ago

        Considering the Catholic Church banned chess and excommunicated several priests who were caught playing it, I’d believe it. But of course, kiddy diddling is just fine.

        Rebellious priests invented the folding chess set because of the ban actually.

      • Lemminary
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        178 days ago

        Oops, they only managed to uncover systematic sex abuse. Better luck next time, dang it.

        • @GraniteM
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          37 days ago

          “I tried to find out who was playing Baldur’s Gate 3, but all I found was this worthless pile of sexual abuse evidence!” [Throws cardboard box into incinerator]