• @WoodScientist
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    33 months ago

    In our techo utopian future, the only caffeinated beverage will be Diet Mt. Dew.

      • @WoodScientist
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        23 months ago

        Because of your lack of patriotism for our national beverage, the leadership has decreed that you will now only be able to drink caffeine-free Diet Mt. Dew.

          • @WoodScientist
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            23 months ago

            The leader has issues a new memorandum. You will only be allowed to drink flat, room-temperature, caffeine free Diet Mt. Dew.

      • @WoodScientist
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        23 months ago

        Sorry, everyone who knows how to make khlav kalash has been deported.