• @WoodScientist
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    320 hours ago

    In our techo utopian future, the only caffeinated beverage will be Diet Mt. Dew.

      • @WoodScientist
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        216 hours ago

        Sorry, everyone who knows how to make khlav kalash has been deported.

      • @WoodScientist
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        219 hours ago

        Because of your lack of patriotism for our national beverage, the leadership has decreed that you will now only be able to drink caffeine-free Diet Mt. Dew.