• Nougat
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    7023 hours ago

    You’re in a room with no windows and ten clocks.

    Three of the clocks say 5:30 AM. Three of the clocks say 12:15 PM. Three of the clocks say 9:43 PM. One clock says 31:92 OM.

    What time is it?

    I don’t know, but it’s not fucking 31:92 OM.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      1723 hours ago

      I needed to scroll 1 line to see the punchlinene. In the time after I saw 31:91OM, but before I saw the punchline, is it bad that my first instinct was to hold my phone upside down to see if I could solve the riddle by seeing something hidden in plain sight?

        • FuzzyRedPanda
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          10 hours ago

          pulls out whiteboard

          And WO stands for “We Overthrow”.

          The Z here is the last letter in the alphabet, or the end , which is in reference to the end of the liberal democrats when we rise up on Jan 6 and overthrow them.

          circles 6 aggressively

          And IE means Internet Explorer, obviously, which is what we force our enemies to use every day from now on. Truly a fate worse than hell.

          • Nougat
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            221 hours ago

            How come I knew what that link was before I moused over it?